Will's Words- Vol.5

It has been a while and there are lots of funnies! Sorry if some are a little gross, but remember, he is a three year old boy!

-While driving around listening to his Bible songs CD I was in the front seat singing along. From the back seat Will says, "Mommy, mommy! Stop! Let's let them sing, not you!" Stinker!

- I walked into the bathroom and realized that he had tee-teed in the potty, on the floor and into the trash can. I told Thad that he needed to have a word with Will about using the potty. While Thad was talking to him in the bathroom he said, "We have to use the bathroom in the potty, not on the floor or in the trash can. This is not funny." Will's response: "Daddy, it's a little funny."

-Over Thanksgiving Aunt Manny was talking to Will. She asked him where the Pilgrims came from and he said England. Then she asked him where they landed. He looked at her and said, "New Jersey."

- I was putting him to bed the other night and he was (like all kids) picking his nose. I told him that he needed to stop. He looked at me a smiled so big, "OK, but when you leave I will!" :)

- Once again... in the car... he starts freaking out.

W: "Mommy! There is a problem! There is a problem with my peepee!"

A: "Buddy what is it?"

W: "My peepee! It's lining up!"

Not really sure who to handle this, and assuming that "lining up" means that he has gotten an erection, I say,

A: "I think that sometimes that happens when you are a little boy. I don't know how to help you."

W: "I'm just going to wiggle it around a little bit, OK."

And so it begins...